Discover What Your Gut Really Needs
The S'Wipe Metabolomics Kit measures what your microbiome actually produces — not just what lives there. Actionable, personalized results in 2–3 weeks.
Your Gut May Be Holding You Back
Millions struggle with these issues every day — and most never realize their gut microbiome is the root cause. If you've tried everything and nothing has worked, it's time for real answers.
Persistent Bloating
That uncomfortable fullness after meals that never goes away — no matter what you eat or avoid.
Low Energy & Fatigue
Constantly tired despite sleeping enough? Your gut bacteria may not be producing the energy compounds your body needs.
Brain Fog & Mood Swings
Difficulty concentrating, irritability, or low mood? Your gut produces over 90% of your body's serotonin.
Confusing Advice
Probiotics, cleanses, elimination diets — you've tried it all with no clear answers. Generic advice doesn't work for a unique microbiome.
What's Inside the S'Wipe Kit
Our at-home collection kit is designed for simplicity. No mess, no clinic visits — just a quick, hygienic wipe-based sample you can do in under two minutes.
- ✓ Hygienic collection wipe
- ✓ Stabilizing solution vial
- ✓ Pre-paid return envelope
- ✓ Step-by-step instruction card
- ✓ Personalized 28+ page digital report
- ✓ Actionable food & supplement recommendations
How It Works
Four easy steps from your door to personalized gut health insights.
Order Your Kit
We ship your S'Wipe kit with everything you need — straight to your door.
Collect at Home
Use our simple wipe-based collection. Quick, clean, and comfortable — takes under 2 minutes.
Mail It Back
Drop your sample in the included pre-paid envelope. Our advanced lab handles the rest.
Get Your Report
Receive your comprehensive metabolomics report with actionable insights in 2–3 weeks.
What You'll Discover
Our metabolomics analysis goes beyond basic sequencing to reveal what your microbiome is actually doing — and how to optimize it.
Short-Chain Fatty Acid Levels
See exactly how much butyrate, propionate, and acetate your gut produces — the fuel your colon and immune system depend on.
Bacterial Diversity & Balance
Understand the composition and diversity of your gut ecosystem, including beneficial and harmful species ratios.
Food & Supplement Guidance
Get personalized recommendations for prebiotics, probiotics, and dietary changes tailored to your unique profile.
Inflammation & Toxin Markers
Identify harmful metabolites and inflammatory signals linked to fatigue, bloating, and digestive distress.
Your Results, Decoded
Every S'Wipe report delivers a clear, visual breakdown of your gut health — no medical degree required. Here's what you'll find inside:
- ✓ Overall gut health score with easy-to-read visualizations
- ✓ Detailed SCFA (short-chain fatty acid) production levels
- ✓ Bacterial diversity index and species-level breakdown
- ✓ Personalized food scores for 100+ common foods
- ✓ Targeted supplement and probiotic recommendations
- ✓ Actionable lifestyle and dietary change roadmap
📊 28+ pages of personalized insights
Ready to Understand Your Gut?
Join thousands who've taken control of their health with real data.
Order Your S'Wipe Kit — $399More Than a Test — A Roadmap to Better Health
S'Wipe doesn't just tell you what's in your gut. It tells you what to do about it.
Personalized, Not Generic
Your recommendations are based on your unique microbiome — not a one-size-fits-all approach.
Metabolomics-Based
We measure what your microbiome produces, not just what species are present — giving you deeper, actionable insights.
Easy & Non-Invasive
A simple wipe-based collection at home. No needles, no clinics, no awkward collection methods.
Track Your Progress
Retest over time to measure improvements and fine-tune your nutrition and supplement strategy.
What Our Customers Are Saying
Don't just take our word for it — hear from real S'Wipe customers.
"I was really impressed with the thoroughness of my S'Wipe report. It broke down my gut bacteria, metabolite levels, and even gave me specific food recommendations. I've struggled with bloating for years, and this was the first thing that actually helped me understand why."
"As someone who's tried every gut health supplement on the market, this test gave me actual clarity. My SCFA levels were way off, and the personalized recs helped me fix what generic probiotics never could."
"The report was incredibly detailed — almost 30 pages of insights. I loved the food scoring system that rated how well my gut handles different foods. It changed the way I eat and I feel better than I have in years."
"Honestly, I was skeptical at first. But the results were eye-opening. Turns out my gut was overproducing certain inflammatory metabolites. Two months after following the recommendations, my energy levels and digestion improved dramatically."
"The wipe-based collection was so much easier than other gut tests I've done. No mess, no awkward process. And the turnaround time was fast — I had my report in about two weeks. Highly recommend."
"I've been dealing with brain fog and fatigue for months. My S'Wipe report showed low butyrate production and a few bacterial imbalances. After following the supplement plan for 6 weeks, I feel sharper and more energized than I have in a long time."
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about the S'Wipe Metabolomics Kit.
Take Control of Your Gut Health Today
Your microbiome holds the key to better energy, clearer thinking, and lasting wellness. Get the answers you've been looking for.
- ✓ Complete at-home metabolomics kit
- ✓ 28+ page personalized digital report
- ✓ 50+ biomarkers analyzed
- ✓ Personalized food scores (100+ foods)
- ✓ Targeted supplement recommendations
- ✓ Free shipping & pre-paid return
Sample S'Wipe Report
